ways to save money

1. block shopnastygal.com

2. use the squeegee at the petrol station to wash your entire car

3. pocket free tomato sauce, salt, etc

4. eat a lot of maccas

5. visit every single lost & found

6. get pregnant, centrelink yeah!

7. sell your hair/virginity/fingernails whatever you can do without

8. steal magazine samples

9. do the monkey dance for money

10. be a hermit

(please don't do any of that, except for number 4.)